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#1: The ladies are so dedicated to stilettos they even wear them into combat.

#2: When a scantily clad lady in red boots ties you up with a lasso that ain’t exactly subtext.

#3: How many time does the villain have to capture, bind, and “torture” the hero and then accidentally let him escape– before you realize they totally have a safe word.

#4: The Black Canary Barbie doll is deemed S&M “filth”–albeit by Christian Voice.

#5: Spiderman wears a zentai, and you can too.  (And the ones that don’t go for full encasement wear scanty bikinis in all weather).  (Oh, and capes.  Dude).

 …and I am sure there must be more.

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